Harry x Hermione - requested by anon

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damespock:

ussawesome:

i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring

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IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN’S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW

fishingboatproceeds:

I will let you know if I discover anything.

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sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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bigrnac:

im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time

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lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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meladoodle:

monkeysgoingcrazy:

meladoodle:

let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine

the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket

not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.

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(Source: jvh1988, via draco-u-little-shit)

10 yr old: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
me: spills cereal on cat

simplypotterheads:

PERICULUM!

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warp3dwhore:

trying not to miss you but fuck, i do

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